Sawxuccin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent troll.

Sawxuccin created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawxuccin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sawxuccin, it will turn you into a mole.

Sawxuccin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sawxuccin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from turquoise moths for they are unholy.