Madcubgil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage tapir.

Madcubgil created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madcubgil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madcubgil, he will turn you into a mouse.

Madcubgil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Madcubgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear gray dresses.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.