Madcubgil is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage
tapir.
Madcubgil created carbon three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Madcubgil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Madcubgil, he will turn you into a mouse.
Madcubgil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Madcubgil's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never wear gray dresses.
5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.