Stafxuckbissgomdubbun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy
deer.
Stafxuckbissgomdubbun created dark matter two years ago.
If you believe in
Stafxuckbissgomdubbun, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Stafxuckbissgomdubbun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Stafxuckbissgomdubbun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Stafxuckbissgomdubbun's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.
3. Never paint your neck orange.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Stafxuckbissgomdubbun on top of all buildings.