Fosszedstafvin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak squid.

Fosszedstafvin created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Fosszedstafvin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fosszedstafvin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fosszedstafvin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fosszedstafvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Fosszedstafvin on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.