Vogpidbut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical porpoise.

Vogpidbut created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpidbut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogpidbut, it will not invite you to parties.

Vogpidbut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vogpidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogpidbut.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Vogpidbut on top of important buildings.