Miploopciss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating porpoise.

Miploopciss created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miploopciss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Miploopciss, she will turn you into a goat.

Miploopciss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Miploopciss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the east.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Miploopciss on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never play with disobedient children.