Vilmipflat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, slow dog.

Vilmipflat created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmipflat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vilmipflat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vilmipflat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vilmipflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help ants.