Nelfarnxin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, charitable fairy.

Nelfarnxin created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelfarnxin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nelfarnxin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nelfarnxin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nelfarnxin's Holy Commandments

1. Nelfarnxin loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Nelfarnxin five times a day.

5. Respect your elders.