Stikzigvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent jellyfish.

Stikzigvin created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikzigvin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikzigvin, he will not care at all.

Stikzigvin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stikzigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.