Stikzigvin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent
jellyfish.
Stikzigvin created light eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stikzigvin, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Stikzigvin, he will not care at all.
Stikzigvin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Stikzigvin's Holy Commandments1. Never jump near squirrels.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
3. Feed all hungry mites.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.