Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy raven.

Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. You must pray to Jenbonbedgatpagarpfab Kadjamvon five times a day.