Queegyatthot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing duck.

Queegyatthot created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegyatthot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Queegyatthot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Queegyatthot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Queegyatthot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegyatthot.

5. Do not commit murder.