Vinhun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited unicorn.

Vinhun created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinhun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vinhun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Vinhun on top of important buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinhun.

3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Never jump in holy places.