Quamabnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic snail.

Quamabnutt created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamabnutt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quamabnutt, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quamabnutt's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quamabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamabnutt.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Quamabnutt.

5. Never write about galaxies.