Fumkengigfly is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish
turtle.
Fumkengigfly created Europe four years ago.
If you believe in
Fumkengigfly, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fumkengigfly, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Fumkengigfly's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Fumkengigfly's Holy Commandments1. Always help cats.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.