Wiptunbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate slug.

Wiptunbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiptunbun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wiptunbun, he will strike you with lightening.

Wiptunbun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wiptunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.