Wiptunbun is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate
slug.
Wiptunbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiptunbun, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Wiptunbun, he will strike you with lightening.
Wiptunbun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Wiptunbun's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.