Nadfligbif is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional squirrel.

Nadfligbif created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Nadfligbif, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadfligbif, it will not care at all.

Nadfligbif's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nadfligbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn tights.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Run away from green cats, for they are unholy.