Nadfligbif is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, emotional
squirrel.
Nadfligbif created a photon five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nadfligbif, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nadfligbif, it will not care at all.
Nadfligbif's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Nadfligbif's Holy Commandments1. Never wear fawn tights.
2. Never talk about amino acids.
3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Run away from green cats, for they are unholy.