Hasgumpon is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating
slug.
Hasgumpon created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasgumpon, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hasgumpon, it will destroy your favourite star.
Hasgumpon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Hasgumpon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always help squirrels.
3. Do not speak about bread.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Never look in ponds.