Nurgatfag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered goose.

Nurgatfag created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurgatfag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurgatfag, he will turn you into a duck.

Nurgatfag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nurgatfag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always obey Nurgatfag's priests.

4. Hide if eight sheep approach from the north.

5. Do not kill snakes.