Parkhudsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident gerbil.

Parkhudsaf created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkhudsaf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Parkhudsaf, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Parkhudsaf's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Parkhudsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not take Parkhudsaf's name in vain.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.