Fenriplat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish tapir.

Fenriplat created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Fenriplat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fenriplat, he will turn you into a dog.

Fenriplat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fenriplat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Fenriplat.