Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless mouse.

Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Madmidqueegfetfadtabrillkik five times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.