Neggarnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful raccoon.

Neggarnutt created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neggarnutt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Neggarnutt, she will cry a lot.

Neggarnutt's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Neggarnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.