Bennellvan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent fox.

Bennellvan created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bennellvan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bennellvan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bennellvan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bennellvan's Holy Commandments

1. Bennellvan loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bennellvan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.