Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered deer.

Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok, she will turn you into a slug.

Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never wear indigo tights.

4. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

5. Yarldavwap Nartlipnurt Tinfligyok loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.