Mapgupcad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable walrus.

Mapgupcad created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgupcad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mapgupcad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mapgupcad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mapgupcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.