Narljensand is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast butterfly.

Narljensand created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narljensand, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narljensand, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Narljensand's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Narljensand's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.