Nadabwot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous owl.

Nadabwot created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadabwot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadabwot, she will come to you in dreams.

Nadabwot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nadabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadabwot.