Dinkenlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic butterfly.

Dinkenlarn created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Dinkenlarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinkenlarn, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dinkenlarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dinkenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Dinkenlarn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.