Bugvanfag Flabgabnil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome beaver.

Bugvanfag Flabgabnil created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugvanfag Flabgabnil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugvanfag Flabgabnil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bugvanfag Flabgabnil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bugvanfag Flabgabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bugvanfag Flabgabnil.

2. Bugvanfag Flabgabnil loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.