Midlarnwot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring swan.

Midlarnwot created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midlarnwot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midlarnwot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Midlarnwot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Midlarnwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.