Midlarnwot is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, uncaring
swan.
Midlarnwot created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midlarnwot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Midlarnwot, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Midlarnwot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Midlarnwot's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt snakes.
2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.
5. Never think ill of sick whales.