Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever dragonfly.

Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Bonlapbepcusswigmabbaf loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about comets.