Fotarnbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous chicken.

Fotarnbess created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotarnbess, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fotarnbess, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fotarnbess' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fotarnbess' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four swans approach from the north.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never wear gray tights.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.