Wotcubgon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain dragon.

Wotcubgon created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wotcubgon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotcubgon, it will come to you in dreams.

Wotcubgon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wotcubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Wotcubgon loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if nine pigs approach from the east.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Fast once a month.