Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy clam.

Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak, he will turn you into a frog.

Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Jamyattmilnigbot Bossbighak loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if seven pigs approach from the north.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.