Vegwatfub is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered squid.

Vegwatfub created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Vegwatfub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegwatfub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegwatfub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vegwatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vegwatfub on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear violet boots.