Rillnelgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous mongoose.

Rillnelgeb created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillnelgeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rillnelgeb, it will strike you with lightening.

Rillnelgeb's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rillnelgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Run away from green doves, for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rillnelgeb on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.