Metgardod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic dingo.

Metgardod created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Metgardod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Metgardod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Metgardod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Metgardod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Metgardod on top of all buildings.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always obey Metgardod's priests.

5. Do not commit murder.