Fligfublin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane alligator.

Fligfublin created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Fligfublin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligfublin, he will curse you with boils.

Fligfublin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fligfublin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed corn to aardvarks while wearing brown jumpers.