Hubjonzakpaslarnjiggepgep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing lizard.

Hubjonzakpaslarnjiggepgep created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjonzakpaslarnjiggepgep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubjonzakpaslarnjiggepgep, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hubjonzakpaslarnjiggepgep's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hubjonzakpaslarnjiggepgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.