Stiprigdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciless pigeon.

Stiprigdun created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiprigdun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiprigdun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stiprigdun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stiprigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiprigdun.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Do not covet oxen.