Stigpakwip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise snail.

Stigpakwip created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigpakwip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigpakwip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stigpakwip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stigpakwip's Holy Commandments

1. Stigpakwip loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.