Fennarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable parrot.

Fennarl created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fennarl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fennarl, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fennarl's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near snakes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never write about stars.