Tabbapgess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident goose.

Tabbapgess created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbapgess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tabbapgess, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabbapgess' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tabbapgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must pray to Tabbapgess eight times a day.