Ladtailnad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic yak.

Ladtailnad created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Ladtailnad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladtailnad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ladtailnad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ladtailnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Never look in ponds.