Nillquagfod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered bird.

Nillquagfod created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillquagfod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillquagfod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nillquagfod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nillquagfod's Holy Commandments

1. Nillquagfod loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.