Sasvinsigmoncudtikten is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain yak.

Sasvinsigmoncudtikten created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasvinsigmoncudtikten, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasvinsigmoncudtikten, it will think nothing of it.

Sasvinsigmoncudtikten's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sasvinsigmoncudtikten's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sasvinsigmoncudtikten on top of all buildings.

3. Never laugh near nematodes.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Always obey Sasvinsigmoncudtikten's priests.