Gidsterlib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced camel.

Gidsterlib created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsterlib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gidsterlib, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gidsterlib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gidsterlib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Never paint your arms mauve.

5. Never wear indigo shirts.