Jatbemnan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating rat.

Jatbemnan created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Jatbemnan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jatbemnan, he will turn you into a mole.

Jatbemnan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jatbemnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jatbemnan's name in vain.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.