Fempibnull is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witty monkey.

Fempibnull created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fempibnull, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fempibnull, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fempibnull's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fempibnull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat garlic.