Cinbopvabfutruttzedbutbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying seal.

Cinbopvabfutruttzedbutbig created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbopvabfutruttzedbutbig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinbopvabfutruttzedbutbig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cinbopvabfutruttzedbutbig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cinbopvabfutruttzedbutbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Respect your elders.